Post by Kikilia on Feb 23, 2013 10:55:16 GMT -5
"Hey, everyone! I know you're, like, totes excited to, like, check out my adventures! So, like, here they are! I'm gonna totally call this page..."
"So, where do I start? Hmm..."
NLoT: Dangerous Minds - "Yay! I, like, totally made it into one of the first New Lords of Time threads! I don't even get a speaking part in this one - I'm, like, armored chick number three. But I'm in it!"
Eat This, Scrooge - "So, like, I'm still working for daddy at this time, right? And, like, we're still in the New Lords of Time thing, right? And, see, it turns out that we've got a big brother, and daddy wanted us to bring him back to Tsan Chan. And we found him! Oh, and Brad, too. And he was totally hot. All muscles and shaggy dark hair and blue eyes and mmmmmmmm."
Family Reunions - "So, big brother just up and vanished from our zeitdrakkar on the way back to Tsan Chan, right? And that was way bad. But then, I spotted Sisi's biodata signature and that was, like, way cool! 'Cause daddy said he wanted her to come home, too. Of course, things kinda changed after that. What with big sis and Meds - my sexy weird BILILF - digging a brain-eating barbed wire spider out of my brain, and making me see what sort of a monster daddy is."
New Worlds - "Yep, I get a walk-on here, too."
NLoT: The Book of the Dead - "I don't have a huge role in this one, more like a walk-on and then help carry stuff, but I'm in it!"
NLoT: The Same River - " I haven't shown up in this one yet. But it's on Med's TARDIS, part of it anyway, so I probably will be."
The Hangover II - "So, like, my idea for big sis's bachlorette party - I don't get it either, they'd been married for, like, two decades when we did it, but work with me here - had been the Regia Decem Milia Prohiibitum Deliciis, right? But Sarah Jane (and more on her later) arranged for back-stage passes to a Chippendales show. But we ended up getting grabbed by the Sidhe. Oh, and I kind of exploded and transformed into a Time Lord/Sidhe like big sis, so yay me!
"I still don't remember much of what happened, though."
The Family Revelation - "So, like, I'm family. So I got to go to Midhir and Morgaine and Meri's Initiation, and I didn't even have to wear one of those awful Time Lord hats! Yay! On the other hand, Sarah Jane was there too. And, like, I was so nervous about meeting the famous Lady Protector that I, like, totes put my foot in my mouth. Like, two or three times.
"Still think that she and the Doc shoulda had some kids. Then I'd totally be able to spoil them, too."
A Sister Is A Gift To The Heart - "So, like, the TARDIS is totally cool, right? But sometimes, you wanna go out on your own for a bit? Without, like, asking someone else to drop you off? So, yeah. Me and Sisi snuck into Tsan Chan and totes jacked a zeitdrakkar!"
Abominable - "It turns out that, as part of a Time Lord's education, you're supposed to have a mentor? And, like, there just aren't that many Time Ladies, y'know? But, ever since I met her, I've totally read up on Sarah Jane Smith. And she's like, the bomb? But, see, she wanted me to wait, like, twenty years. So, I figured that while I waited, I'd go check out one of her investigations. And, yeah. Things go a little off the rails..."
Tricked Into Malfunctions - "Just a few weeks after Sarah Jan and I totally pwned one of the ysgaroth out in West Virginia, and now I'm moving in to Barrowman Lane to further pursue my studies with my mentor and her son. Which I did not know she hand, because Luke never came up in either of the books I read about her. Funny, that.
"But I'm off topic. So I show up at Barrowman Lane, just in time to find out that some squidgy, squiddy xenoforms called 'the Bane' (and why do all the hostile aliens have names that sound ominous in English?) kidnapped her boy. So, I headed off to do my job and save the day. Or, at least, punch a bunch of Squid aliens."
Fantasia - "Well, we saved Luke from the Bane-squids. And now I'm knuckling down to some tedious study, and helping teach Luke the finer points of being human, and generally having a good time. Oh, and we go and investigate a haunted house. And get to be on television."
Riders on the Storm - "By now, I've graduated. Well, technically sorta. Not like I actually attended the Academy on Gallifrey or Glaurijahn, y'know? A lot more independent study sorta work, really, and some tests and defending a dissertation and all that. But, hey! On my own, with a SILVER built by Morgaine, and I'm a cowgirl! Soooooo cool!"
The Ice Gods - "Remember how I said that there just aren't that many Time Ladies? Well, I found one more! Her name's the Archivist, and I'm pretty sure I've met her before, and we're on a world that has the good taste to worship redheads like gods! Because, you know, I should be worshiped and pampered and spoiled. Bad news, though... it's also a dreary totalitarian regressive colony. So, that part's not so good."
Who You Might Have Been - "Getting your very own companion seems to be a rite of passage of sorts. And I ran into Vespa, a young girl who's been through a really rough time, and figured I'd help her out a little. And then, well, stuff happens."
Dance Magic - "Mars. The 34th century. And, you know what? I'd always thought that a little menage a trois action JackHotnessHarkness and the Doctor would be a whole lot more fun and a whole lot sexier. And a whole lot less problem-solving and running around. Also, while I have had trouble finding all my clothes the next morning, I'm not used to having trouble finding my own body."
Bake me a Cake - "You know how I said stuff happens after I met Vespa, right? Well, part of that stuff was running into a younger incarnation of the Meddler in ancient Rome. That ended with a chronal storm as we reset the timeline, and it ended with Vespa getting lost in the time winds. I'd figured she'd been destroyed, right until I ran into her laterally reincarnated self in a bakery in London."
Graviora Manent - "I have the worst taste in men. Also, if you're going to accept contracts from sexy crime bosses with blood made of distilled scorpion venom? Expect her to betray you and set you up at some point. Just sayin'."
It's The Mileage - "I've got my very own River Song! She's a lovely, lovely lady named Midway Stednitski, and she already knows me from her past! And we're in Casablanca, right before the second World War! Awesome!"
Nobody likes Mondays - "So... there's these things called 'Word Lords', from another universe. One of them decided to edit the 21st century human nousphere to make Monday the only day of the week. Because reasons. No, I'm still not entirely clear why either."
Mors Erat Tantum Per Somniumlink - "Sometime after the War for Trenzalore - family obligations dragged me in, don't ask - I took a job from the Fence that took me to Earth in the 1940s. Anno Domini, that is. Anyway, I ran into Midway again, sto that's all cool. And Cai! Oh, and a whole world of explosions and the like."
Awesome Adventures
Starring Kikilia, Smokin' Hot Time Lord/Fairy Ninja War Goddess!
Starring Kikilia, Smokin' Hot Time Lord/Fairy Ninja War Goddess!
"So, where do I start? Hmm..."
While I Was Still Human
(Still Smokin' Hot, but just a Ninja War Demigoddess then)
(Still Smokin' Hot, but just a Ninja War Demigoddess then)
NLoT: Dangerous Minds - "Yay! I, like, totally made it into one of the first New Lords of Time threads! I don't even get a speaking part in this one - I'm, like, armored chick number three. But I'm in it!"
Eat This, Scrooge - "So, like, I'm still working for daddy at this time, right? And, like, we're still in the New Lords of Time thing, right? And, see, it turns out that we've got a big brother, and daddy wanted us to bring him back to Tsan Chan. And we found him! Oh, and Brad, too. And he was totally hot. All muscles and shaggy dark hair and blue eyes and mmmmmmmm."
Family Reunions - "So, big brother just up and vanished from our zeitdrakkar on the way back to Tsan Chan, right? And that was way bad. But then, I spotted Sisi's biodata signature and that was, like, way cool! 'Cause daddy said he wanted her to come home, too. Of course, things kinda changed after that. What with big sis and Meds - my sexy weird BILILF - digging a brain-eating barbed wire spider out of my brain, and making me see what sort of a monster daddy is."
New Worlds - "Yep, I get a walk-on here, too."
NLoT: The Book of the Dead - "I don't have a huge role in this one, more like a walk-on and then help carry stuff, but I'm in it!"
NLoT: The Same River - " I haven't shown up in this one yet. But it's on Med's TARDIS, part of it anyway, so I probably will be."
After I Turned Into A Time Lord/Sidhe
(Way cool! You have, like, no idea just how cool!)
(Way cool! You have, like, no idea just how cool!)
The Hangover II - "So, like, my idea for big sis's bachlorette party - I don't get it either, they'd been married for, like, two decades when we did it, but work with me here - had been the Regia Decem Milia Prohiibitum Deliciis, right? But Sarah Jane (and more on her later) arranged for back-stage passes to a Chippendales show. But we ended up getting grabbed by the Sidhe. Oh, and I kind of exploded and transformed into a Time Lord/Sidhe like big sis, so yay me!
"I still don't remember much of what happened, though."
The Family Revelation - "So, like, I'm family. So I got to go to Midhir and Morgaine and Meri's Initiation, and I didn't even have to wear one of those awful Time Lord hats! Yay! On the other hand, Sarah Jane was there too. And, like, I was so nervous about meeting the famous Lady Protector that I, like, totes put my foot in my mouth. Like, two or three times.
"Still think that she and the Doc shoulda had some kids. Then I'd totally be able to spoil them, too."
A Sister Is A Gift To The Heart - "So, like, the TARDIS is totally cool, right? But sometimes, you wanna go out on your own for a bit? Without, like, asking someone else to drop you off? So, yeah. Me and Sisi snuck into Tsan Chan and totes jacked a zeitdrakkar!"
Abominable - "It turns out that, as part of a Time Lord's education, you're supposed to have a mentor? And, like, there just aren't that many Time Ladies, y'know? But, ever since I met her, I've totally read up on Sarah Jane Smith. And she's like, the bomb? But, see, she wanted me to wait, like, twenty years. So, I figured that while I waited, I'd go check out one of her investigations. And, yeah. Things go a little off the rails..."
Tricked Into Malfunctions - "Just a few weeks after Sarah Jan and I totally pwned one of the ysgaroth out in West Virginia, and now I'm moving in to Barrowman Lane to further pursue my studies with my mentor and her son. Which I did not know she hand, because Luke never came up in either of the books I read about her. Funny, that.
"But I'm off topic. So I show up at Barrowman Lane, just in time to find out that some squidgy, squiddy xenoforms called 'the Bane' (and why do all the hostile aliens have names that sound ominous in English?) kidnapped her boy. So, I headed off to do my job and save the day. Or, at least, punch a bunch of Squid aliens."
Fantasia - "Well, we saved Luke from the Bane-squids. And now I'm knuckling down to some tedious study, and helping teach Luke the finer points of being human, and generally having a good time. Oh, and we go and investigate a haunted house. And get to be on television."
Riders on the Storm - "By now, I've graduated. Well, technically sorta. Not like I actually attended the Academy on Gallifrey or Glaurijahn, y'know? A lot more independent study sorta work, really, and some tests and defending a dissertation and all that. But, hey! On my own, with a SILVER built by Morgaine, and I'm a cowgirl! Soooooo cool!"
The Ice Gods - "Remember how I said that there just aren't that many Time Ladies? Well, I found one more! Her name's the Archivist, and I'm pretty sure I've met her before, and we're on a world that has the good taste to worship redheads like gods! Because, you know, I should be worshiped and pampered and spoiled. Bad news, though... it's also a dreary totalitarian regressive colony. So, that part's not so good."
Who You Might Have Been - "Getting your very own companion seems to be a rite of passage of sorts. And I ran into Vespa, a young girl who's been through a really rough time, and figured I'd help her out a little. And then, well, stuff happens."
Dance Magic - "Mars. The 34th century. And, you know what? I'd always thought that a little menage a trois action Jack
Bake me a Cake - "You know how I said stuff happens after I met Vespa, right? Well, part of that stuff was running into a younger incarnation of the Meddler in ancient Rome. That ended with a chronal storm as we reset the timeline, and it ended with Vespa getting lost in the time winds. I'd figured she'd been destroyed, right until I ran into her laterally reincarnated self in a bakery in London."
Graviora Manent - "I have the worst taste in men. Also, if you're going to accept contracts from sexy crime bosses with blood made of distilled scorpion venom? Expect her to betray you and set you up at some point. Just sayin'."
It's The Mileage - "I've got my very own River Song! She's a lovely, lovely lady named Midway Stednitski, and she already knows me from her past! And we're in Casablanca, right before the second World War! Awesome!"
Nobody likes Mondays - "So... there's these things called 'Word Lords', from another universe. One of them decided to edit the 21st century human nousphere to make Monday the only day of the week. Because reasons. No, I'm still not entirely clear why either."
Mors Erat Tantum Per Somniumlink - "Sometime after the War for Trenzalore - family obligations dragged me in, don't ask - I took a job from the Fence that took me to Earth in the 1940s. Anno Domini, that is. Anyway, I ran into Midway again, sto that's all cool. And Cai! Oh, and a whole world of explosions and the like."
After My First Regeneration
(Well. That's one question answered...)
(Well. That's one question answered...)
